okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
