Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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