can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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