I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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