In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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