Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
