Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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