so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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