Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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