sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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