hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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