just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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