i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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