please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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