You really coming over, don't trick.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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