i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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