her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
