We're like a lot better than the average bears
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
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i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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