so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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