i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
where are you?
Hypothermia
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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