i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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