Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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