Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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