school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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