Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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