I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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