You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
her vagine was all disorganized.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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