She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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