Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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