WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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