I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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