Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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