i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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