When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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