I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
babies were throwing up all over the place
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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