would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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