i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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