Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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