just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
