Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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