Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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