I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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