U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
They took my balls.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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