Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
she smelled like a LAN party
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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