its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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