You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I think I am morally bankrupt
im about as happy as oj after his trial
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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