great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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