The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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