Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
She's the barista slut.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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