My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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