i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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