So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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