dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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