I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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