just tell him i said nine months
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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