i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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